Inner peace...
Feb. 1st, 2006 09:00 pmI am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all
could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on
a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.
Dr. Phil proclaimed "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the
things you've started." So I looked around my house to find all the things I
started and hadn't finished.
So, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of
Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's, a bottle of
Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both my Prozac and Valium
prescriptions, the rest of the cheesecake, some saltines and a box of
chocolates.
You have no idea how freaking good I feel. Please
pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace.
could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on
a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.
Dr. Phil proclaimed "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the
things you've started." So I looked around my house to find all the things I
started and hadn't finished.
So, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of
Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's, a bottle of
Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both my Prozac and Valium
prescriptions, the rest of the cheesecake, some saltines and a box of
chocolates.
You have no idea how freaking good I feel. Please
pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace.