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Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel...this IS the Promised Land."

Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels, and mortgaged the Promised Land!

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I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., that I called a Suicide Hotline.

I had to press 1 for English.

I was connected to a call center in Pakistan.  I told them I was suicidal.  They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck...

Folks, we're screwed!

were are screwed

Date: 2011-12-14 10:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] acpi5.livejournal.com
yes,were are screwed you are so right

Date: 2011-12-15 02:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cuulguy.livejournal.com
Первый анекдот в первый раз читаю. Оба хорошо отражают ситуацию.

check it

Date: 2011-12-17 02:30 am (UTC)

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